Rise of the Rulelords: Squamous

Last time on the Good, the Bad, and the Aquatic, we found ourselves squaring off against the aquatic nightmare demon horse granted to the Oathbreaker Paladin by his dark god Dagon. None of us knew that, of course. When the horse came around the corner, we naturally assumed it was more devils due to the…

Rise of the Rulelords: The Soggy Bottom Boys

I totally forgot to post a recap of the last session, but it’s been a long time now and I don’t remembered what happened. It was something about going down a well and fighting a demon bat and doing some other shit. The important thing is Lance Granite, sexy dwarf cleric, was fine. Anyway. We…

Rise of the Rulelords: Play It Again, Ghost

Yikes, I’m way behind. Life has not been kind. Still, no one cares about any of my plight. Let’s get to the ghost piano! Before we get to the ghost piano, we must first pick up where we left off. We ended things in the previous session at a farm house purportedly attacked by scarecrows….

Rise of the Rulelords: How About a Little Fire

Last time, we left our heroes hearing a shambling in the woods, after a horse had been sacrificed in a dark ritual to Dagon, which only one of the “heroes” knew anything about. Turns out, the shambling was just our friend Jaya the Monk. Jaya had recently been turned into a Saiyan thanks to deciding…

Rise of the Rulelords: The Ultimate Price of William the Pony

Alas, we can defeat a powerful necromancer and imprison a were-rat, but we just can’t keep our shit together when it comes to horses. We might as well throw fifty gold into the woods and call it an investment in money trees (setting up a fiduciary branch, heeeeeey). Still, I get ahead of myself. Before…

Rise of the Rulelords: Introduction

I’m a lucky guy. I’m now part of a Pathfinder game where it has a player who has never played any tabletop before. The Furious One is a player in my 5e game, and he has become enamored of the system. He has made the executive decision in swap the rule set from Pathfinder over…